craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022

Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines

Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig

by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023

Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life

OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST

by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019

Craig Cooper

Is a dickhead. Spoon licker.

That’s a right Craig cooper of a boy!!

by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020

corey craig

Blonde dude with a massive girthy length. Sometimes it splits in twine.

'Woah, this guy off the porno has a corey craig yina. Leeful on the mic hold tight, wicked!'

by Jay444466 March 8, 2022

On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.

Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker

by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023

Craig

Craig is a sexy person.He has a large cock.He is good at tennis.He fucks his turks in the hallway

Omg craig has a bbc

by Craig is cute69420 December 5, 2019