ring the post

v. In ice hockey, it means to barely miss a goal when a shot eludes the goaltender, yet deflects back into play after hitting either the left or right goalpost. A hard rubber puck shot at high velocity makes a "ringing" sound, much like that of a bell, when it hits the metal goalpost, thus "ring(ing) the post." You can also "ring the crossbar" if a rising shot hits the top bar connecting the goalposts. The goaltender is considered very lucky if he is bailed out by such an event.

Wisconsin would have beat Minnesota by an even greater margin if they didn't ring the post five times. Man their goalie is a great big sieve.

by What U. Waant May 18, 2006

Anal Ring

A ring of matter orbiting Uranus.

Anal rings are intermediate in complexity between the more extensive set around Saturn and the simpler systems around Jupiter and Neptune.

by Raul Terra November 4, 2020

Grad ring

A very flexible term for a frat boy, a group of them, or their mental outlook on life. Derives from the cold hard fact that no one other than an asshole would buy or wear a grad ring. Therefore, by a clever trick of logic you can safely assume any frat boy you meet owns a grad ring.

Did you see the size of that guy's grad ring?! (accusatory)

John got drunk and went all grad ring on us.

When the grad rings arrived at the party, we knew it was time to jam out.

by tunguska December 12, 2004

ring stretcher

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

Ring Peace

The period of calm directly after a particularly violent bout of diarrhoea.

Dude, I finally have ring peace now the burning shits from hell are gone, all is calm.

Word, time to dry those tears, homes.

by Greville Badger June 5, 2011

Ring Disease

A hot young woman who is unfortunately married.

Although Les has the Hots for Lisa she has Ring Disease.

by Les B. Labbauf June 4, 2004

mood ring

1. A pretty girl who seems like she likes you, but the next time you see her, she hates you
2. A pretty girl who would need to wear a mood ring for you to get a straight answer on how she feels
3. A girl accurately described by the Relient K song, "Mood Rings"

She liked me Wednesday, but now it's Friday and she has to wash her hair, she's such a mood ring.

by Dan Flores July 24, 2008