pussy on the chain wax

Doing something so impressive that you awe all females in the vicinity so much that they all go get their pussy waxed in order to be presentable for you.
Man 1: Yo, I won that fight with a single punch, like BOP!

Man 2: Oh yeah?

Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!

Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!
by lavenderloins December 17, 2015
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Chain hang low

letting your dick swing like a fucking pendulum while a girls beneath you trying to get at it
Does your chain hang low, does it wobble to the floor.
by Ja Ricks February 15, 2007
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Texas Chain ride

Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.
You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.
by ghost37 April 21, 2009
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chain bone smoker

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.
"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"
by JGHanover October 29, 2007
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Got Me In Chains

To have no option in a say-so
Guy1: Bro i told your mom you was sleeping over my house for a double date and she said she was going out already
Guy2: What,dude really? Now you got me in chains
by jswaaaa April 16, 2015
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chain gang weekend

Friday through Sunday
“ I’m ready for the chain gang weekend so I don’t have any detail. “
by 100 24/7 June 11, 2021
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Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
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