bald er er

people named steven and alex. another way to say ur gay but more

“shut up ur bald”
“shut up ur bald er er”

by qtfrick May 4, 2020

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Butt-er Warmer

When you hire a prostitute to stick a frozen stick of butter up their as in order to warm it, making it spreadable and or liquified.

Hey guys, I'm hiring a couple Butt-er Warmers for our lobster dinner tonight. When will you be here?

by DERDZ December 31, 2020

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melty-er

when something is even more melty than melty

"it sure is melty out there, but tomorrow as it warms up, things will start to look even melty-er"

by stephanie kralevich fan December 24, 2008

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Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

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For The ER

It’s like for the streets but the hospital version.

An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure

by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025

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