fist-face connection

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.

"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."

by Roy K June 25, 2005

buzzard face bitch

a bitch who sqwaks and runs her mouth at tha drop of a dime... a bitch who has the mind frame of a bird.

this buzzard face bitch... always sqwakin and runnin off at tha mouf.

by unknowngal June 22, 2006

fuck jesus in the face

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

Cock in Throat Face

While a girl is giving you head, you pull her by her hair and look at her face and laugh... dumb bitch.

Your sister has a great Cock in Throat Face.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

by corpseman May 13, 2005

Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003