Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person: Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

time hug

An embrace whose duration triggers an awkward sense of self-awareness

That was the most awkward time hug I have experienced.

by NastyNate1986 February 15, 2018

Good Time

When a golden retriever eats your ass.

Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”

Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.”

by OklahomaWaterfall July 23, 2022

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

by halbalbador November 22, 2024

day-time drama

A day-time drama is a sex partner who is not worth the trouble.

In bed, she is a tiger .Out of bed ,she is nothing but a day-time drama.

by MichaeltranUSA December 5, 2017