penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A huge dick used by true nigga's

Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020

Dangling labia penis

When a girl looks like she has a penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019

Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022

[Skinny penis]

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT

"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis

by NamPNH May 12, 2019

wills penis

3.8 inches

wills penis

dang that’s small mate

wills penis

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 23, 2020

Mike Penis

mike penis . a word by doja cat the rapper and famous american singer. (read it in freestyle translates to My Penis)

Yo! Mike Penis is broken!

by purraelism July 19, 2022