An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.
He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.
by Fassbender December 21, 2013
by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022
that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.
Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile
by spaceowel May 12, 2021
Not to be used on anyone genuinely struggling with serious issues; A White girl that milks/exploits being part of an oppressed community (such as being LGBTQ+, having a mental health problem, having a non-White partner, or being "not like other girls") to unjustly scapegoat themselves out of situations, mooch off of other people's kindness or generosity, manipulate others, or cause unnecessary problems with people to make themselves look like a victim.
Person A: "Hey did you hear about Jessica? Erica took advantage of her and Tom took her out for ice cream when he heard."
Person B: "Oh really? That's horrible! Did you know that she has an anxiety disorder?"
Person A: "That makes so much sense then, Jessica is such a bad person."
Person C: "You guys know that Erica has proof that she wasn't even with Jessica at that time and that Tom only felt sorry because she begged him to pay for her?"
Person B: "Oh she has Oppressed White Girl Syndrome then."
Person B: "Oh really? That's horrible! Did you know that she has an anxiety disorder?"
Person A: "That makes so much sense then, Jessica is such a bad person."
Person C: "You guys know that Erica has proof that she wasn't even with Jessica at that time and that Tom only felt sorry because she begged him to pay for her?"
Person B: "Oh she has Oppressed White Girl Syndrome then."
by lxnny March 19, 2023
Hey why aren't you wearing a white shirt today? Why do i need to wear a white shirt? Didn't you hear it's National White Shirt Day.
by NationalBanniday September 19, 2021
margaret is a dookie-ass white girl
by thepenisman March 01, 2020
by yes:no June 01, 2023