what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear May 17, 2018

Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024

Cunt

The most used word in australia describing ya mates, road rage, calling someone dumb, telling someone to rip a skid, ya mates mad, fully send it.

1. Yeah Nathan he can be a cunt but ya gotta love him for being a cunt

2. Where's your indicator cunt

3. Fuck your a dumb cunt

4. Rip a skid cunt

5. You're a mad cunt

6. Fucking fully send it cunt

by m.l.k❤️ May 4, 2020

Cunt rudder

The flappy lips on a woman fanny. Often elasticy and un pretty to look at.

The fanny lips also known as Cunt rudder

by Sandell J October 17, 2011

cunt king

a sassy ass man who consistently slays and is not afraid to be extra asf on camera

omg did you see sunoos new weverse post? what a cunt king.

by shafarrr September 24, 2022

Cunt

The name you call your friend commonaly used by Australian's

Oi cunt pass me a cold one

by The cunt on the dunny May 22, 2018