brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 09, 2021

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 09, 2021

The Christy Brown

To take it up the back passage

Aine wanted it up the Christy Brown on Valentine's Day

by Safe House March 27, 2021

brown swapped

when a really white group of girls switch one brown friend for a more brown friend without taking personality into account just trying to make themselves look better. In some cases even to be able to say the n word or to look cooler.

"wow did you see that Alma got brown swapped for Tracy "
"white girls that brown swap are a new low tbh"

by cholita November 26, 2019

Henry Brown Riverview school

a big tall hottie with a very sexy pose

henry brown riverview school is the hottest boy i wish he were in grade 3 too

by BluetreesYT January 15, 2024

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 19, 2022

Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.

Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.

by fatCHADDYdaddy July 09, 2023