Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

Don't Make Me Over

Don't try to change me. Except me for who I am.

"Don't make me over"

by Enyce November 19, 2013

A little birdy told me

someone got information from someone else you know and they dont want you to know who it is

bob: a little birdy told me that you slept with my g.f.
Bill: who told you that!!!!

by XxstickfigurexX October 16, 2009

Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

by Black Bowler October 7, 2010

Show me my one

Show me my one: When you have beef with someone you ask them for a one on one fight. Or you could also use I want my one

Aye!! Show me my one

Cool!!

by My One March 3, 2015

You gotta be shiting me

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

Break me off a piece

Let me have some booty.

Why don't you break me off a piece of that?

by Rockin in the real world March 20, 2016