A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.
Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.
by Dr. Blabby July 03, 2022
1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.
Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.
The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.
The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.
by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024
by ⛈Storm⛈ February 07, 2021
After traveling together for several months, Krille, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had formed a tight-knit bond. They had been through many adventures and had always been there to support each other in times of need.
One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.
Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.
At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.
Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.
Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.
At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.
Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
Eventually, Krille made the decision to leave the trio and join Baltazaar's group permanently. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were heartbroken, but they knew that they couldn't force Krille to stay.
As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.
Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.
And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.
(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.
Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.
And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.
(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 17, 2017