The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.
Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.
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The driver who cut her off received an angry finger from the cyclist. (Be aware that this is a rude gesture)
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Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”
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