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Fairweather friend

Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?

Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?

Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!

Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!
by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐Ÿ’ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ‘€
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐Ÿคข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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friends

-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends
by hahalonelyaf May 6, 2021
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Cum Friends

When a group of boys cum in each otherโ€™s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.
Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun
by Bigcock01 January 29, 2021
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my enemy's enemy is my friend

(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):

a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2012
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Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes ๐Ÿค from Texas aka YEE YEE land
Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals
by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019
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