national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official

hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.

by applebottomjeans2 October 15, 2020

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

national ren day

the day you celebrate ren day on december 25th.

oh did you hear, its national ren day
don't forget to wish ren a happy birthday.

by encoregay October 15, 2020

national ren day

national ren day. a day in which you celebrate ren's birthday on december 25th.

oh did you hear? its national ren day. dont forget to wish ren a very special happy birthday.

by encoregay October 15, 2020

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020