A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020

When you get addicted to publishing definitions on Urban dictionary and you post exactly 11 definitions on the same day within the space of time between 12:00am and 4:15am.
Urban SpaceX webpage:
DATE: February 5, 2022
VEHICLE: United Laugh Alliance Isis V 500 Series
MISSION: A commercial small laugh launch vehicle developed by Asstra will launch six small experimental PubeSats developed by Urban NASA and U.S. muliversities. The payloads include the PubeSat Radio Interferometry Experiment, consisting of two small laughs, the OBAMA 1 PubeSat, the ohnospheric Neutertron Content Analyzer, PubeSat, and a mission called Urban Spree. What I'm trying to say is we need to post exactly eleven Urban Dictionary definitions between 12:00am and 4:15am to make sure this definition is accurate and factual.
LAUNCH SITE: OK Air Force Station - the OKest site we could find.
LAUNCH WINDOW: 12:00am - 4:15am CST
Urban SpaceX webpage:
DATE: February 5, 2022
VEHICLE: United Laugh Alliance Isis V 500 Series
MISSION: A commercial small laugh launch vehicle developed by Asstra will launch six small experimental PubeSats developed by Urban NASA and U.S. muliversities. The payloads include the PubeSat Radio Interferometry Experiment, consisting of two small laughs, the OBAMA 1 PubeSat, the ohnospheric Neutertron Content Analyzer, PubeSat, and a mission called Urban Spree. What I'm trying to say is we need to post exactly eleven Urban Dictionary definitions between 12:00am and 4:15am to make sure this definition is accurate and factual.
LAUNCH SITE: OK Air Force Station - the OKest site we could find.
LAUNCH WINDOW: 12:00am - 4:15am CST
Urban Spree? More Like Urban Jihad.
Non-Link to full mission transcript audio: h t t p s : / / d o c s . g o o g l e . c o m / d o c u m e n t / d / 1 u z r Q a i 3 y 7 h V i G 5 - T G w 4 f _ h 7 Q 8 4 t 3 v a i V w o p u E K O N g 3 g / e d i t ? u s p = s h a r i n g
Non-Link to a random Unrelated YouTube video:
h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = z s J p U C W f y P E
Non-Link to full mission transcript audio: h t t p s : / / d o c s . g o o g l e . c o m / d o c u m e n t / d / 1 u z r Q a i 3 y 7 h V i G 5 - T G w 4 f _ h 7 Q 8 4 t 3 v a i V w o p u E K O N g 3 g / e d i t ? u s p = s h a r i n g
Non-Link to a random Unrelated YouTube video:
h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = z s J p U C W f y P E
by AlsoTwenty2 February 5, 2022

A very good website used to make very appropriate definitions for slang words. (was that what i was supposed to say? I just want my family back please)
KYLE: hOW'Re YOU AlL COpING WITH mOM'S DeATH?
JEFFERY: plEASe DON'T sPeAK ABOUT IT
(lowercase letters)
URBAN DICTIONARY
JEFFERY: plEASe DON'T sPeAK ABOUT IT
(lowercase letters)
URBAN DICTIONARY
by JonahDaDonut August 27, 2023

I was bored one night so i decided to look up my name on the internet, and this website came up up and it had a hilarious definition for my name, so i clicked on it and it happened to be URBAN DICTIONARY, and I was like dat be funniness, so i decided to make an account and start putting new words with definitions on the website because it is a dictionary and i wanted to show my friends the contribution i made to this website that is very popular at my school, so i did that and next thing I knew I was writing this really long sentence for this word that i was putting on the dictionary and as it turns out, i still am writing that really long sentence for this word, in fact, I've been working on this sentence for like 5 minutes strait and its really boring, but, there you go, please vote to get this word put on the dictionary because i wasted a lot of damn time trying to write this whole thing so be helpful and nice within your community written dictionary community, thanks and have a great day, note that this was just one really long sentence.
by BDDuke11 August 20, 2018

People of different professions, cultures and religions, but those who have one thing in common – all of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace. Their credo is to live a full life, not to waste a minute of a precious time that could be spent on something important and never stop the way of a self-development
by michaelzoya February 8, 2017

by ItsmeeeGianna November 21, 2019

The dictionary where no matter what the word you search does have a dirty definition following the clean one.
Bop: used to reference a good song; to say that a song is really good
Also bop: the act of giving head(oral sex).
Urban dictionary for ya
Also bop: the act of giving head(oral sex).
Urban dictionary for ya
by Joshlerandmel November 20, 2018
