Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 11, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

jack mark

Jack Mark

Person 1: What’s your name?

Person 2: Jack Mark
Person 1: What’s your favorite color?
Person 2: Jack Mark

by Not_jack_mark November 23, 2021

jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.

"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."

by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024

Jack n cig

Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.

Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow

Mark: Damn bro

Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.

by markissooocool December 09, 2011

Jack Corndog

I like to lick his sexy feet

The jack Corndog has sex with his mom on a day to day basis

by 1234567Ethan June 29, 2022