brown r y a n

the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.

mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n

by Adam Manuel March 19, 2020

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Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

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Jacob Alexander Brown

Hi Jake you are so cool

Ok bye

Jacob Alexander Brown is so cool

by shitter75 April 29, 2022

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Laird Brown

1) A very handsome man that you should give all your cash and banking info.

2) Somewhat funny
3) Somewhat insane

Hey, it's Laird Brown! Let's give him our credit cards.

by marcherlord November 29, 2024

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THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

by Scotty0161 April 04, 2024

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