Dirty parfait

The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.

Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)

Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*

Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

dirty hose

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.

"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"

by Wallace Krumpledorf June 5, 2012

Dirty Wolfhound

Alcoholic shot made by mixing 1/2 ounce Kahlua Liquor, and 1/2 ounce Goldschlager. Eptomizes the spirit of the 27th Infantry Regiment with the Black and Gold colors, the spirit of the Tropic Lightning, and the Gold representing Military Service. Made popular by founding members of the Wolfhounds MC ~Nec Aspera Terrent~

"Gimme a Dirty Wolfhound....they;re F**king sweet and mean"

by RoosterWHMC2 January 9, 2012

Dirty abacus

When there is shit left on a string of anal beads after pulling them out.

Tina is a real freak. Last night she played with a dirty abacus after I pulled it out.

by akujinblue March 4, 2011

Dirty Gentes

When a woman grabs the penis of a man to help guide him in for insertion and he prematurely splooges in her hand. The woman being disappointed, then takes the newly glazed hand and slaps the man across the face.

The guy I went out with the other night splooged before we even had sex so I gave him a Dirty Gentes!

by lil' nik nak March 11, 2011

Dirty Windshield

When you are having sex and 'skeet-skeet!' on the girls face. Then, use your penis to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.

"This girl was doing the deadfish in bed so I gave her a Dirty Windshield."

by supergirlreceptionist November 2, 2011

Dirty Hagrid

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

by Kyle Donahue September 8, 2011