Brown ballerina

A finger busting through a piece of toilet paper when wiping your ass

I saw a brown ballerina on the toilet

by Fairfax dream girl September 26, 2020

brown bow-tie

While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.

"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"

by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

a browning moment

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.

As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.

by dsmartas January 28, 2020

we have brown

We have brown is referring to having brown something for example hair, eyes , or anything else

Person 1: Omg we have brown

Person 2: what?

Person 1: look we both have brown hair

Person 2: uhh ok?

by Juicylemonhead September 29, 2020

Brown Thumbs

A recently formed yet very successful gang based out of Jensen Beach, Florida. With branches spreading as far as Orlando. The gang consist of many key members such as: Thumb Master Poo, Squirts, Big Dump, and Smelly Mike. Also there is rumor of the gang releasing a new album called 'Under My Thumb' with a potential hit single called 'We Just Thumb'n'. Ways to identify a Brown Thumbs member is a BT located on their neck as well as their thumb tattooed brown.

Yo, watch out for them brown thumbs. They'll shit on you.

by Thumb Master Poo February 15, 2015

brown shooter

After you jizz in her ass and she bends down to pick up her money off the night stand and blows your load back in your face.

Last night that hooker gave me the warmest brown shooter!

by Airignite October 23, 2017

went down like bobby brown

Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.

* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown

Comes from the song by Frank Zappa

After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.

by Micklwes June 19, 2008