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friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.
Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!
by Lieselock May 24, 2018
mugGet the friend-eatermug.

friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends
"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....
by oofer4l January 11, 2021
mugGet the friendmug.

hug your best friends day

January 12th is the day where you hug all of your closest friends!
them: why did you hug me?
you: because it’s hug your best friends day!
by bingoboingoo January 12, 2023
mugGet the hug your best friends daymug.

Friend

1-real
2-fake
A:be my friend pls
B:(ready for the choice that change ur life)
by I don’t have any name February 22, 2021
mugGet the Friendmug.

Friends

something you dont have
"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"
mugGet the Friendsmug.

Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
mugGet the Donut friendmug.

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
by anonymous April 14, 2021
mugGet the National fuck a friend day againmug.

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