Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

dank and stank

When you're really dank and stank at the same time. Nobody really knows what happens to you if you're dank and stank at the same time, but maybe its better for society to not know.

Where did timothy go? Did he go dank and stank?

by hdjkshadjkhasjdk June 4, 2022

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022

At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

by on July 4, 2022

You come to 墙角 stand

This is originally a Chinese saying. It is usually used when teachers scold students in class.It means” You go stand in the corner.”

Teacher: “ Why are you using your cell phone in my class? You come to 墙角 stand!”
Student:::Scared:::

by NotveryYan July 19, 2022

Hop on Stand Game

this is just literally telling you to get onto a roblox jojo game made by a female trans person.

1: yo, wanna hop on stand game?
2: what the hell is a stand game?
1: it's just another copy of AUU (An Unoriginal Universe) but literally by the original owner. (no there's literally no sex jokes to add to this unless you've got some yourself.)
2: again? well thankfully its by the original owner so let's get on then!

by woofythefemboy August 4, 2022

one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.

Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…

by All city September 19, 2022