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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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Sebring High School

The absolute worst high school ever! The staff don't give a shit and neither do the students. Every year they care less and less. If you have the opportunity to go anywhere else do yourself that favour
Yeah I went to Sebring high school and barely passed because the teachers didn't care and fucked my shit up
by Vapid cunt August 1, 2017
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wellesley high school

A school where anyone can be anything they/them want, football boys wear jerseys and walk with a waddle, while girls wear lululemon. But we will accept them no matter what they identify as.
I go to wellesley high school, so I can be a korean dictator or even poop in a litter box, a nurse even told me she would provide me moist kibble in the cafeteria.
by anonymous September 29, 2022
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Denison high school

The worst school in Texas. The teachers and principals are dumb, and dress code for no reason. They’re racially motivated and all smell like sweaty nuts. There’s so many pick me girls who nobody even likes. The guys are dumb and all smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass. The only thing good about Denison is battle of the axe because we’re cold asf, and Sherman sucks. And most of the staff and administration are Pedos. Also the coach don’t send no softie.
“You go to Denison high school ?” ..” yeah “ “ did you hear about the coach who doesn’t send no softies?”
by Ladollabean September 17, 2021
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Oneonta High School

More known as Stoneonta High School, The only somewhat good high school in Otsego County We the only Cool kids are The skater the basketball players, and the baseball players. The Vis printable Mrs lossi is hated by most students but is actually a nice person (sike you thought). Most of the kids that go to stoneonta are wannabe gangstas and think they are cool because they vape and smoke carts in the bathroom
Yo Evan, I'm going to a field party hosted by the seniors at Oneonta high school wanna come?
by Stoneonta4L December 14, 2021
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Marsden High School

An "education" facility on the border of Western Sydney severely failing at its core purpose notable for its lacklustre care for school facilities. The bathrooms are covered in feces with several toilet stalls missing doors, extensive graffiti is found here and various satirical pieces of the school principal "lance berry" sucking the cock of various Lebanese youths.
Typically staff show little care to students except in rare cases which usually relate to female teachers preying on students in a predatory fashion. The school is well known for its low socioeconomic status within students causing a visible youth culture celebrating drug use is present and students can be seen intoxicated on school grounds much to the dismay of authority figures, for these reasons drug dealing is a feasible source of income for many students coming from the poorer surrounding suburbs and is essential to afford the raising prices for staple canteen products such as chicken burgers.
An extraordinary example is the student Rhabi El-sage graduating from both marsden high school and criminology simultaneously and racking up (pun intended) felony charges relating to half a million dollars worth of cocaine found in the back of his XR6, a fact known by a quick google search.
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“ Ahhh marsden high school... the only place where you can get your sanity, virginity and car stolen”
by Anti-zionistwarrior88 May 31, 2024
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