lardy finger

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins

They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger

by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024

Twinkle fingers

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.

Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day

by 5539kk March 25, 2024

Twinkle fingers

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.

Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day

by 5539kk March 25, 2024

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

Jimmy Fingers

An elderly northern punk rocker who steals other people’s music

Jimmy Fingers has been at it again…
What!

Stealing yet another bands music?
Yep he couldn’t write a tune if it fucked him.
What a cunt!

by PhewNomenal March 28, 2024

4 fingers up

If you put 4 fingers up you are majorly attracted to a certain girl

4 fingers up if you like a girl

by Tia_is_fine July 5, 2022

4 fingers up

4 fingers up if you are madly in love with a certain girl

I put 4 fingers up to u

by Tia_is_fine July 5, 2022