Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

cheese cum

when your cum looks like a grilled cheese consistency liquid and is stretchy

bro i masturbated and it came out like cheese cum

by gaming husky for life February 22, 2023

smoking cheese

When you have old weed that you have completely forgotten about , and choose to finally smoke it

Damn bro I found that old nug in my sweat pants , def about to smoking cheese today

by Harvey Birdman , Attorney September 27, 2021

Cheese Sniffer

Someone who partakes in the sniffing of cheese (the stinky kind) because they themselves indeed smell like (stinky) cheese.

Cheese Sniffers is the highest insult.

Tommy and Garrett are cheese sniffers.

by cra56 August 4, 2024

Cheesing on my Schwonz

to be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.

Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"

by BaguetteLuvr April 21, 2022

Cheese grater

do not search this up on e621.net

cheese grater

by TotalDegenerate July 28, 2021