Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

Poopie Cheese

Adj. When you feel like you look bad (poop), when you feel just bleh in general, to describe any feeling that is not joyous or happy.

Noun. The scrotumy pus like hardened poop mixed with ball sweat that sticks to the gooch.

Hope, you never look like poopie cheese

by Hopesbf January 23, 2011

Cheesed

Slang for anger in Toronto. When someone says “I’m cheesed” it means “Im angry”.

Khalid: Yo I’m f*cking cheesed right now.

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cheese yo chip

The mexican way of let me nut on yo dick

Aye baby let me cheese yo chip

by CheeseYoChip March 26, 2025

chocolate cheese

when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.

the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.

by DeezNutsprod. May 14, 2015

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 15, 2015