by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023
Get the Don't name your friends.mug. Whan you mix marriages with your best friends and have sex with there partners. and you have done it so many times you can't count.
friends of the benidicks
by Stever now August 18, 2016
Get the friends of the benidicksmug. “dude Jared called me his friend yesterday, can you believe that?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
by Fauxmaster July 29, 2023
Get the friendmug. he is that type of friend jokingly violate you in ways you never knew existed, yet being a best friend who is there for you, he/she will commit unimaginably illegal crimes and actions against you, yet it's enjoyable..
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
Get the Zesty Friendmug. *Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022
Get the Slap your friends daymug. Hell.
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
Get the Friend zonemug. Elmaz
Elmaz: I love hunter sooooooo much omg perfection I’m going to take arianas bff hunter away from her cause I am a toxic friend
Me: ...
Me: ...
by Ew I’m so down with shit November 6, 2019
Get the Toxic Friendmug.