Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.

Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Band kid

Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet

"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"

by BestBariInTheWest February 24, 2024

Gorilla Tag kid

A person who has a VR headset (Usually Meta Quest 2) who the only game they play on it is Gorilla Tag. They say they play other games, but the games they list are usually free to play games or rip-offs of Gorilla Tag. These people are usually under the age of 12, and have squeaker mentality. Some have social media accounts ending in "VR", which in my case is dumb since they only post the game with the shittest community ever.

"Oh, I feel so bad for that Gorilla Tag Kid. He must play the game all day"
"Are you kidding me? I got another Gorilla Tag Kid on my fyp..."

by Persvicx February 25, 2024

Green screen kid

Basically kid in front of the green screen that reacts to short. But the true is they hide in the corner of the screen, and stealing the content, sometimes giving no credit to the original creator. Like these Green screen kids sucks, they don't give a fuck to the lazy content they made. Somehow, they got a lot of views like how tf?

Green screen kid you see in yt shorts

by Nova_lynn February 26, 2024

Greenscreen Kid

A kid on a greenscreen moving around “reacting” to videos

You are a greenscreen kid

by Im not doing a handle tbh mate February 26, 2024

For kids to learn and do homework

Extremely simple, easy, fundamental that even primary students know how to do (over-exaggeration, academic)

This math problem can be done so effortlessly, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
This question is so simple. In other words, it is for kids to learn and do homework.

by HMPTP February 27, 2024

Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”

by Mahlleh February 28, 2024