Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

Drive-By Like

When someone “likes” one of your recent Facebook posts, but when you ask them about it, they have little recollection of having seen it.

“Dude, you “liked” my Facebook post about that chick that i put up Monday, and now you’re acting like you never saw it? Hmmm. Must’ve been a “drive-by like”.

by Rahad Jackson December 31, 2022

hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.

see preston over there he is hung like a fish.

by preston1234 January 6, 2023

Like chasing

When someone likes all of the posts of someone they like on social media hoping that they get noticed so they can shoot their shot with them

“Tray is so thirsty to get with Andrea that he’s always like chasing her in IG

by Kyra G January 8, 2023

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Is a gut punching question, if asked at the right conditions.

"Well done, You did something that the Storm couldn't,
Destroyed the damned 33rd....
Do you feel like a hero yet?"

by Sosku10 July 2, 2023

It’s not like I like you!

A phrase that most tsunderes use

Guy: Hey you’re cute I like you do you feel the same?
Tsundere: H-Hey! It’s not like I like you!

by Rosie_Kitty July 2, 2023