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pulling a matt lauer

Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
by stellatwinks November 30, 2017
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To pull a Pieter-Jan'etje

Verb. 1: To fuck the bff of your crush under the light of a thousand stars and nut exactly at midnight.

2: An ancient ritual performed by the Maya to not become a werewolf.
1: Do you still have a relationship with your crush Jessica?
2: No, it was full moon tonight. I didn't want to turn this time and destroy the whole village again. So I had to pull a Pieter-Jan'etje.
by Eiwit April 13, 2016
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Pull up status

When two people agree that one (or both) parties can "pull up" to the other person's house at any time unannounced. This is usually between two parties that are romantically involved, and can be just for sex or because they are in a committed relationship.
"Jason and are at pull up status, which is totally fine for now." OR "Last night Mark just showed up at my door with this big grin on his face, I had no idea he was coming over, guess he thinks he reached pull up status."
by Alione April 19, 2016
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Tallahassee Tractor Pull

The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.

Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.
Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!
by Mr Dover April 24, 2016
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Pulling a Donald Brothers

"I'm not gay, I just prefer men"

-Donald Brothers
Being exposed as gay but still denying it
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pull out prince

What a man is called when he pulls his penis from a woman's vagina before ejaculation, or reaching orgasm. Not a reliable form of birth control.
Debbi told her friends she doesn't need birth control, she had a pull out prince and that's why she couldn't get pregnant.
by KraziGirl September 22, 2016
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pull a donald trump

to be a hypocrite; or, to be a two-faced piece of shit
by bluegoddess July 24, 2016
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