shoulder bag

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.

hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

by thatoneguywhoyouthinkiwas March 11, 2014

To bag

To cancel doing something.

Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.

by bostongirl01 September 14, 2023

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 12, 2016

Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.

Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.

by Carl Morning November 09, 2018

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite February 29, 2012

A real bag of shit

A synonym for "Shitbag"

You are a real bag of shit.

by Gerhart Putt January 04, 2024

Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear

"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"

by jewish faced dude October 04, 2011