shittington cumming

During intercourse, someone takes a shit on your face as you finish cumming over sweating naked bodies

Dude 1: I just started shittington cumming all over your face
Dude 2: What the actual fuck

by dummy thicc mop May 17, 2022

Cum

the chefs special ingredient when someone sends the food back to him because its shit

Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum

by Big Black Cunt April 10, 2023

Petty cum

When you feel bad for a girl so you just force yourself to finish

Having sex and you just want too be over or feel bad for her so you finish anyway,
Jack: I just petty cummed when i was with her
Reece: omg no way

by 36G March 16, 2025

Cum

What my girlfriend is doing right now

I made my girlfriend cum.

by Cuuuuummmmm August 15, 2021

cum corder

The photographic devise you store the money shots on.

I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder

by Smutt September 9, 2021

Cum Snotter

When you fucking cum so far up dayt bitch mouth, it come through her nose

Why is Caroline such a Cum Snotter sometimes?
Yo, that bitch is a straight Cum Snotter.
Why you Cum Snot all ovah my rug?

by Babiefroo222 aka sarawhodat September 18, 2016

cum to the rain

the action of ejaculating out of ones’ penis to the sound, sight or even thought of rain.

jada: dayton’s weird, he likes to cum to the rain

by maddy:D February 3, 2022