stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle

Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad

by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010

Friend

Friend: something you probably don’t have.

You don’t have one friend.

by ScottieTheTimelord March 19, 2018

5th egg friend

When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you

Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny

Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend

by Ur not even mature yet August 18, 2022

National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.

My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4

by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 5, 2019

Friends with benefits

Friends that call each other when they are feeling frisky and what to release some stress

Hey are you guys friends with benefits

by Ksksosodjfj May 11, 2018

friend-lock

When you and a friend go on two or more adventures together and are automatically required to be best friends for life.

What do you mean you don't want to be friends anymore? We went to sweet water creek and Stone Mountain together, we're on friend-lock!!!

by tinyt May 15, 2017