by lilstankstank October 13, 2022

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

by slimunator January 29, 2025

When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021

Your mother, Specifically your birth mother, the one whom birthed you through the transition of your fathers sperm into her PUSSY.
by Justin McGinnis September 15, 2021
