Jack is a guy who has a one inch shrimp dick who is bad at fucking chicks and he is gay. But he is a good and nice friend other than that.
random girl: who is that?
me: that is jack, he has a shrimp dick, its rlly small.
random girl: omg ew!
me: that is jack, he has a shrimp dick, its rlly small.
random girl: omg ew!
by coolest/cutest person ever October 7, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by CoomMan January 13, 2020
Get the Jack Readymug. A spoiled bitch who cant do anything for themselves, instead their mum does it for them and they get whatever they want, if something doesn’t go their way they will blame it on you and have a cry.
Jack: I want to play PlayStation
Mum; no you’ve been on for hours today
Jack; fuck you you fat crusty bitch of a mum I hope you fall in the shower and snap your neck!
Mum; no you’ve been on for hours today
Jack; fuck you you fat crusty bitch of a mum I hope you fall in the shower and snap your neck!
by Ronald Ulysses Swanson January 10, 2022
Get the Jackmug. by lolman187 August 9, 2022
Get the Jack o Platinummug. by Nigeria Smalley Part 22 November 16, 2021
Get the Jackmug. Why’d you and John break-up?
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
Get the Jack Trippermug. An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.
They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Consumed by hate and guilt,she'll never retire
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill
by k3r0sen May 2, 2023
Get the Jack Off Jillmug.