Putzy Nuts

A guy who moves extremely slow.

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!

by SusanAmy November 29, 2015

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Cork-Nut Gang

The Trump Administration

How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?

by Watching Time Slip By October 09, 2017

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nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.

Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.

by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014

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Strawberry Nut Pop

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.

Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.

Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.

by tomtom117 April 16, 2022

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Nut pinch

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts

Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

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