The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
Get the fart bloom timemug. 1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.
2. The closest number to infinity.
Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.
In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
2. The closest number to infinity.
Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.
In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.
2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.
3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.
3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
Get the Epsteinth Timemug. The mark a certain individual leaves on another’s life .
A positive imprint in their story.
A sign to start living and leave a legacy
A positive imprint in their story.
A sign to start living and leave a legacy
“He left his footprint in the sands of time”
footprints on the sands of time
leaving a mark on history
footprints on the sands of time
leaving a mark on history
by shut it pal1 June 28, 2022
Get the Footprints on the sands of timemug. it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad
by gae egg hoe December 21, 2019
Get the salad timemug. 
Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020
Get the Full-Time Motherfuckermug. by YOUNG_LYNX13 August 6, 2019
Get the Prime Timemug.