Mimi had a nice life until she realized she was Red People. Unfortunately they didn't even get her bro
by pluli March 23, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

by ItsDrunk_Luck May 28, 2018

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.
matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
by justin vanover October 16, 2007
