Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'

Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.

by The girl from the flats May 8, 2013

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Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.

My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.

by Pandaboiii January 7, 2021

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Black hans

Hans is a very tall and sweet guy. He cares about all his friends and he is the most adorable person ever to be born. If you have a Hans in your life you have to be the luckiest person on earth. He's caring, honest, loyal, funny, and amazing guy you could ever meet. I'm glad I have one in my life. You guys are missing out!

Person 1: "who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "I heard his name is black Hans he's a really fun guy."
Person 1: "damn I wish I was friends with that guy."

by Black hans November 19, 2023

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