the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

by jesse December 30, 2004

slow your roll

Slow your roll means to "slow your role." or chill the fuck out.

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A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.

Black Guy: Yeah 'B', i had to tell them niggas at work to slow they rolls na'mean

White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?

Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.

White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................

by treanglin July 28, 2004

Your hoosier is showing.

A phrase you say to a person who is acting like a hoosier (the St. Louis kind, not the Indiana kind).

Let's say a person is using poor grammar, being a racist, or has on bad clothes. You would say to them, "Watch out.. your hoosier is showing."

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004

shining your wrists

Self harm, usually with a razor.

I shined my wrists yesterday, sorry
You should stop shining your wrists

by Colkycop August 7, 2019

Gimme your neck!

1.When someone does or talks something stupid you say "Gimme your neck!!" to signify that the person did something stupid.

That joke was not funny gimme your neck!!!

-originated at buena park high school

by shitface2347234 March 6, 2009

pound your gavel

slang for masturbation, mainly for a judge. see also beat your jesus, and fluff the garfeild

the court rules we take a break, so i can pound my gavel with a little privacy

by T-Dog! March 31, 2003