mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart

"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Cheez-it Kid

A way to describe a human acting crazy, foolish, annoying, or weird.

The cheez-it kid thought he was superman laying on a chair flat.

by Yeshmin December 21, 2024

iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.

man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

Sad Kid

When a kid is so sad that doesn't even deserve 5 likes.

vxltrix: That stupid fucking faggot SxnnyFPS is such a sad kid!!
IAmMacGab2K : You're damn right he's a SAD fucking kid.

by NickGurs March 31, 2019

Fortnite kid

A kid with brain damage that thinks Fortnite made everything.

Fortnite kid: "OMG THEY STOLE THE FORTNITE GUY"

Dad: "Son... I'm disowning you."

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 14, 2022