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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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Do it like dennis

when you reach down and rip her lips clean off just like dennis from the spongebob film when he is chasing spongbob and patrick
“do it like dennis”

*grabs and tears genitals straight out to reveal a patch of bare skin*
by mynamecheff May 13, 2023
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dye do deses

can i put my balls in yo jaws yo jaws balls in yo jaws can i can i can i can i
person 1 :dye do deses
person 2 : ong yas daddy 😩
by mewomarii May 23, 2022
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do

Ay we donkin? Lets get us some donk bro
by Jd mac February 5, 2015
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Doing-a-howling

An Act in which you fall sideways into water.
When someone runs along a riverbank while playing tracker, and slips helplessly sideways into water, which case Doing-a-howling.
by jimjimwillwill January 18, 2011
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Do-Hikie

The term do-hikie can be used as a sign of danger or struggle in a harmless enviorment, hence why it is said with a quiet monotone voice. It may also be said at a moment that nobody is talking and someone wishes to break the silence, which one must respond with the same word.
...Do-Hikie … Do-Hikie …
Do-Hikie, Im being attacked.
by Ando Nasium April 27, 2020
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