Whipped kid

When someone is so obsessed with their girlfriend they forget saturdays are for the boys, and deny that this so called girlfriend cheated on them.

That whipped kid Peter hasn't hung out with boys in like 5 months since he started dating Diane, he's definitely forming a vagina.

by Michaelatkinson January 8, 2017

Indian Kid

Indian kids are random young Indian nationalists usually found in geopolitical videos and posts that usually say something along the lines of "proud of my country 🇮🇳" on a video of islamic prejuduce. They are known for their bitter hatred of Pakistan and ignorance.

Indian Kid:Proud of my country 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Someone else: why is this Indian Kid glorifying prejuduce against Muslim women?

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 14, 2024

Kid-V

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What's that lassy? Kid-V is stuck wood chipper again?

by Joe June 26, 2004

Png Kids

Young children aging up to 9 - 10 years old. drawing over "pngs"of cartoon characters for their crappy parodies of their made up horror story.

Ex:

"Did you see what they did to the banana splits over on Sketchers united? They
Butchered them!"

"Yeah, those Png kids got to them."

P: Did you see what they did to the banana splits over on Sketchers united? They
Butchered them!"

D: "Yeah, those Png kids got to them."

by Bbqbakedbean47 May 22, 2024

Little Kids

Why did you search this? Fucking creep!

You are a creep, you searched for Little Kids.

by Urban_Alien_69 November 17, 2025

Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.

Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

A bad kid

A bad kid (normally in school) makes jokes about unfunny things. They also say inappropriate stuff and get the innocent people to say inappropriate stuff. :(

A Bad kid: do you like bananas
Innocent kid: yeah there really tasty

by That girlllllllll November 27, 2021