John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

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Get the John in the Bagmug.

Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

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bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....

Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...

by Marky20900 October 2, 2023

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Get the bag shaggermug.

Bag the Swag

Just try to hide your swag, in a fucking bag.

Bruhhhh stop showing off that swag just bag the swag.

by OS GoST January 9, 2020

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Get the Bag the Swagmug.

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

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