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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the other piece of advice I would give them.
by Sexydimma February 10, 2017
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doing dudes

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.
Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".
by Matt March 30, 2005
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Dos

A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.

Doses are pieces of work.
“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”

Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”
by boistate69 December 7, 2020
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It’s doing

When you don’t have enough chromosomes to say “Everything’s good, thanks for asking.”
Person A: Hey, Jim! How are you?

Jim: Ooooooh It’s doing, alright.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
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God told me to do it

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2024
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Do the clone wars

When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.
”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018
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To do a Glory

I told you to keep it simple, you always to do a Glory
by Kichikobenin March 27, 2021
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