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Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.
Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*
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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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Kid from shrek

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek
by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021
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Kool Kids Klan

Being apart of the KKK is cool!
“Dude I’m apart of the Kool Kids Klan”
The KKK?! That’s sick!”
by Viewception December 11, 2023
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Kids Kove

A place where kids hang out, where young children play on a huge wooden playground, and where couples walk down by the water.
I took my girlfriend to Kids Kove to walk by the water. 2. I took my kids to Kids Kove to play on the playground.
by Saintlaw23 August 3, 2011
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casco kid

A high school student who is a stoner, part of the LGBT+ community, or both.
Emma: So you're a Casco kid?
Ollie: Yeah
Emma: So are you gay or a stoner?
Ollie: A gay stoner
by cascochick June 29, 2018
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sephora kid

a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha
Sephora kid: oh my gahd theres a sephora we have to stoppp
dude A : what is that?
Dude B: a sephora kid they only want skincare and shit
by Spilled tea stain March 1, 2024
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