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red wifi

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+
by maximgaren July 25, 2020
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Red-Pilled

A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.

It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” written and directed by Cis Gendered men who transitioned in 2007-8, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in.

Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
Man 1: “Damn the trannies are trying to teach 2 year olds about men’s penises! That’s Sexual exploitation and abuse towards a child!”
Man 2: “Holy shit bro you’re Red-Pilled as fuck, Awesome, let’s lynch trannies!
by Pelly20k July 31, 2022
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People in north end in red house 7th grade is all hoes!!! Idk y but they jus love when ppl call them that must be they name but they can break up and go out with another person the next day( cough cough a girl name jeryianetee or however tf u spell it)
by Glllttt powwww June 14, 2018
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Red Supremacist

Someone who practices Red Supremacy.
The real threat to America today is posed by an ever growing Red Supremacist Movement.
by Prezmatic the Great March 3, 2021
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Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by repetitivedango February 25, 2023
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Red Devils

Orangey/Red Pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, after a heterosexual male ginger goes to the restroom.
God damn it, Eric, you left some Red Devils in the bathroom again.
by Definition Maker 12 July 3, 2018
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red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
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