Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

by Kcb April 14, 2023

RLM is the newest one. This one right here, it is saying that Indians, (Native Americans Matter) They have been fighting terrorism since 1492.
by Rhljr December 19, 2021

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!
by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

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