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Crazy Dog Person

Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.

This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.

A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.

A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.

Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"

Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"

Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
by L.L. Drool J May 29, 2019
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E Dog Murph

A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop
See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Let home the dogs

Go home to feed and let out the dogs, then come pick me up at the titty bar.
Babe, you can let home the dogs right?
by qmn March 27, 2015
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top dog pop

The kid at your high school who is the most popular kid. All the other popular kids loom below him following his every move. Girls want him, guys want to be him, teachers love him, kid can get away with anything.
Hey, Ally, who is this Dante kid? he seems pretty cool, I want to meet him

Pssshtth, Taryn, Don't even think about it, he's the top dog pop, you're wayyyy out of that smooth kid's league.
by Morgadeshou May 10, 2008
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raw dogged a rando

1. A male having unprotected sex with a girl he just met.

2. Getting Hock'd at Purdue.

3. More likely than not getting an STD from sexual intercourse with a complete stranger.
Example: My fraternity brother was so drunk on spring break, he raw dogged a rando!
by flyonawall March 1, 2014
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Dog Show Day

A dog show day is a substitute holiday name for any frivolous holiday. Participants yell "Dog Show Day" and are obliged to make signs. A dog show day can be called anyday, with or without any real reason. A dog show doesnt need to be happening for it to be dog show day.
Breast cancer awareness? More like Dog show day today awareness.
by Nub Nub December 6, 2006
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Turn the dogs loose

Turn the dogs loose means to party as if it's your 16th birthday and your parents are away for the weekend and left the Liquor Cabinet open and you found their "Stash" during Spring Break and all your friends show up with 20 gallons of PJ made out of moonshine.
Hey y'all, let's get together this weekend and turn the dogs loose.
by Rag Weed April 7, 2021
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