Skint out Buzzard nuts

Nuts from a Buzzard that have been cut from their sack

Man, your eyes look like 2 skint out Buzzard nuts

by Dirt Road Hustler October 15, 2018

the saltiest nut

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018

Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.

Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

monkey nuts

Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!

liv loves to feed the squirrels monkey nuts

by ανόητη ώρα July 28, 2024

nut in a chewing gum wrapper

the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.

condescending person specially towards women in his life

jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her

by she devil 3 October 27, 2012

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021

bust nut

The verb, to shower.

Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"

by Captain Rev May 4, 2020