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Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.
My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler
by Chicle man June 3, 2020
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penis-ballery.com

website for the people in your life that deserve nothing
go hit up penis-ballery.com
by BigDickF March 3, 2023
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Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. The penis is the male organ used for urination and sexual intercourse. The penis is located above the scrotum. It is made of spongy tissue and blood vessels. The shaft of the penis surrounds the urethra and is connected to the pubic bone. The penis is vulnerable to many diseases like balinitis. Balanitis is most common in uncircumcised men. Causes include skin disorders, infection, poor hygiene, uncontrolled diabetes and harsh soaps.
Symptoms include pain, redness and a foul-smelling discharge from under the foreskin.
Treatment depends on the cause, but may require antibiotics, steroid creams or antifungal creams. In extreme cases, the foreskin may need to be removed (circumcision). There is another disease which the penis can have. this is Pryonies Desiese.

Peyronie’s disease is a type of ED that happens when scar tissue causes your penis to bend or curve unusually.
A slight penis curve is completely normal. But the curve associated Peyronie’s disease is usually more distinct. It can result from a penis injury or trauma that causes scar tissue, called plaque, to build up.
sharp bend or curve of the penis
hard lumps or tissue on the bottom or side of your penis shaft or all the way around
pain or discomfort when you get hard or ejaculate
penis shrinkage or shortening
by jefforino June 29, 2020
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Penis

The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.
My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.
by No B*tches July 3, 2023
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Willfredo’s Penis

A hard 7 incher. Will make you become gay
“Willfredo’s Penis is so large I think I’m gay
by Neoshart April 10, 2022
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Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.
by ericinman September 9, 2020
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Irrigation Penis

IP is the officially recognized acronym of Irrigation Penis founded by the one and only frog god
HAHA I GOT YOU'RE IRRIGATION PENIS NOW I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE
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